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Quote of the Week


Me: “Here’s the invoice for £400, thanks”
Client: “Ok, thanks.”

Three Days Later…


Me: “You only paid £300, I think you probably made a mistake?”
Client: “I know, I gave myself a discount.”
Me: “I never gave a discount?”
Client: “Well, we won’t be using the design anyway.”
Me: “Please complete the invoice, people do not do business this way.”

Client never paid up

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Quote of the Week

"So it turns out you were right about me wanting a colon instead of a semi-colon. But since we’re on the subject, I’d like you to revisit the copy and include more semi-colons. I want people to think we’re smart." 
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