Quote of the Week

Me: “Here’s the invoice for £400, thanks”
Client: “Ok, thanks.”

Three Days Later…


Me: “You only paid £300, I think you probably made a mistake?”
Client: “I know, I gave myself a discount.”
Me: “I never gave a discount?”
Client: “Well, we won’t be using the design anyway.”
Me: “Please complete the invoice, people do not do business this way.”

Client never paid up. 
via Clients from Hell